The last regular season game of the 2009-2010 season brought us the return of Brian Dawkins...and a lot of Karaoke!
Dr. Cadaver was not present for this very important game/tailgate - he was off knocking up his wife with twins. I guess that's acceptable (Congrats btw!) So in his place we had our newest intern...the White-Ryan-Howard and his sis JHoww. (not to be confused with JWoww of Jersey Shore fame!). We did some of the usual - some pretty intense washer games, blah blah blah.
When we first pulled up...I had to drop a Duece Staley if you know what I mean. Like BAD! We drove around the forest like madmen. I jumped out of the truck when we parked and ran with my knees together to the other end of the parking lot to the only Porta-John within a mile. I checked for paper first. YES! I was good to go. Then I looked at the turlet. Someone had to take their kids to the pool WAY worse than I did. They apparently didn't have enough time to put the lid down. All they had time to do was to shit on the rim around the toilet opening. After I chocked back some vomit, I grabbed some paper and put the lid down...on top of the phantom duke. I then hovered over the top and did my business. I've had nightmares ever since. Sorry for the graphic story - I just thought it was funny.
A little while later...Mark and I grabbed the mic. I dedicated my selection to the return of Brian Dawkins. The song...Home, by Daughtry. We sang our hearts out. I watched the video the next morning...it actually wasn't too bad. We worked some Corel Buckhalter references into the song too, which was nice. I think we were on the mic rappin' the rest of the day. Good times!
Dave Chappelle then walked out of the lake, took a drink of Captain, ate a few of our Christmas cookies, and then walked on. It was so random.
The-White-Ryan-Howard brought us a new kimbo stick. It was a wooden spindle from a deck railing with a nail sticking out of one end. We didn't use it on on anyone...yet.
We somehow made it into the game. The Dawk intro was awesome! The game was even better! Setting up a HUGE game this week against the cowgirls. 2nd seed and a bye-week...or a road wild-card game. A lot is on the line! I love it!!! See you in the playoffs people!
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HHKatie, go f yourself!