The tailgate was great! The game sucked. And the ride home was the WORST! I don't know what the hell was going on in Philly...but we sat in traffic for over an hour trying to get from Pats to 95. It took us about 3 hours to get back to Maryland!
Anyway...we had a lot of fun BEFORE the game. The doctors woke up early and hit the road at 5am. We were in the lot by 6! There were a handful of other people there...but not many. We were a little scared of the a-hole golf-cart guy driving by and giving us shit - but he left us alone this year!
We had an ass-load of food for this tailgate! EaglesMD kicked it off with some Kobe beef tenderloins. I'm not exaggerating when I'm telling you that these were the best steaks I've ever had in my life. (Thanks Mark!) Perfectly cooked, juicy and tender as hell! They were accompanied by my soon-to-be-world-famous eggs (complete with ham, 3 cheeses, jalapeno, onions, garlic and more!) Timmy made some dy-no-mite crab dip for snacking around 10am or so. And Mike finished off the food with some killer mini cheese-steaks around noon. I now can explain the insane heartburn I had all evening yesterday.
Or maybe it was the Sambuca! It felt good to polish off a liter before 11. We introduced some newbies to it. They loved it of course. Some newbies also got introduced to the Kimbo Stick! That did NOT feel so good. Of course, Mark and I had to show them how it's SUPPOSED to be done.
The WCU dance team was back and graced us with a little performace and the Apache dance made everyone happy. We also started playing a little "Sweet Caroline" - and a Mom came to our tent with her 3 month old baby...who's name was...wait for it...Caroline! We sang the whole song to her while she kicked her little feet and shook her hands around. It was by far the cutest thing we've ever done. Until I grabbed the mic and asked "Does anyone want to hit this baby with the Kimbo stick?"
Nobody did. And the Mom thought it was funny too. See you bitches in October. We'll miss you for the Chiefs game. Good Luck!
Oh...and i'll have pics up from the tailgate by Wednesday this week. Check em out - funny stuff!
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