I've been getting asked by a lot of people: "What are you guys going to do this year???" "What's are some of the tailgate themes?" "Have any of you been arrested or murdered in the offseason?"
I'll try to answer some of those questions. We really haven't hammered out any specific themes yet this year. We're a little nervous about the yearly crack-down on tailgates. I'm sure it'll all blow over by week 2 though. (as usual). So I'm sure Week 1 will just be a HUGE welcome back party. (Complete with Japanese fighting swords!)
We need to make a run up to PA and get some more pyrotechnics for this season. We have some great new lighting to bust out for the Dallas Sunday Night game. That game is going to be REDICK!
I'd like to organize a 100-yard Apache dance. I want to get as many people as we can to fill up a row next to D3 and dance their damn asses off!
I'm going to invest in an orange-juicer and make Orange Crushes (complete with shaved ice) for every home game.
I'm seriously thinking about charging a $1 fee for anyone that wants to "Kimbo Stick" their friend this year. And if it's a weak hit...you have to cough up another $5.
I have a great new game to play. It's a dice game called Left-Right-Center. If you are reading this and going to a tailgate....bring as many $1 bills as you can to the game. This game is EASY and FUN and ADDICTIVE. And if there are a lot of people playing, you can win some easy cash! (and/or get WASTED!)
So to sum it up...Tailgates are going to be back. They are going to be violent. They are going to be drunk. They are going to be fun. They are going to be dance-filled, beer-drinking, sexy, gas-powered, crazy, stupid good times. Got any other ideas? Bring it!
(oh yeah...I'm working on the 2008-2009 Tailgate DVD. Go to www.youtube.com/bzaq to check out a little teaser trailer!)
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